Who needs lorem, when they can just type away endlessly and pointlessly?
This landing page is about how you can type away without a care in the world just so that you can avoid having to insert lorem text that will throw you a W3C validation error, if you don't change the language setting of the html tag from "en" to "zxx".
Here, I only need to type about a line and a half of text to avoid issues with lorem, but even that can get hard after a while. The things we do to avoid W3C validation errors...
Telling you more without reverting back to lorem is definitely a challenge, since it was so easy to just type "lorem30" or "lorem50" to fill paragraphs to a desired length. Instead of that, I get to write in a stream of conciousness style to try to make the output and my experience of producing that output more manageable.
Now I get to the longest chunk of lorem text. It took up eight lines in the IDE and it takes up almost five full lines in the website itself (at least at my current screen-width). But I have no fear, I know that with determination and hard-work I can replace lorem text with equally meaningless English text! That being said, I do hope that there is at least some semblance of meaning in everything I wrote here. This reminds me that I could even hide an easter egg somewhere on this page. And to make it easy, I'll even say what to look for. It will be commented out but visible in the html of this page.